Wit’s Corner June 2015

Window Payments

A window salesman phoned a customer.
“Hello, Mr. Brown,” said the Sales Rep, “I’m calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven’t sent us a single payment.” The customer replied, “But you said they’d pay for themselves in 12 months.”

Blonde Lumber-men

Two blondes in a pickup truck drive into a lumberyard.

One of the them walks into the office and says, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk asks, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The blonde says, “I’ll go check,” and goes back to the truck. He returns and says, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.” All right. How long do you need them?” The blonde pauses for a minute and says, “I’d better go check.”

After a while, the blonde returns to the office and says, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.

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